As our government continues to grow and grow and eat away at our freedoms with every passing day, I thought it would be appropriate to share with you the "Shopping Cart of the Future".
This will be a mandatory part of your shopping experience as we move toward a new world order. The North American Union may be the 1st to implement this new cart.
Most Americans will find it to be just what they have been looking for and will embrace it as they would a newborn child.
Please enjoy it, but not too much!